Away away nasty aunty!

It’s a common fact that pantry aunties and cleaners are nice, humble and friendly but no way did this happen in my working place. The pantry aunty here is horribly rude, mean and evil. Why do I say that?

Let me tell you a story…

Once upon a time, there lived a meanie, single spinster aunty called B and a sweet little girl called A.

one day, A went to the pantry and having finished her business there, opened the door to get out and saw or heard some footsteps approaching. A also saw a shadow looming. It was B, carrying a tray full of porcelain cups and saucers. As B’s hands were full, A decided to hold the door for B and wait for B to walk nearer before walking off. However, B’s reaction was abnormally rude and nonsensical. B went through the door and turned her nose up at A by turning her head and nose up in another direction. A was infuriated at this lack of courtesy and mean behaviour. A did not have to hold the door open for that old spinster B. A was not obliged to open the door.

B did not even nod or acknowledge or smiled at A. B must have felt that A had a “face that wanted to be punched”. B is incorrigibly mean and rude with that everyday “black, sulky” face of hers. Unbecoming of an intelligent educated being who can speak English and read English. Why does her company keep her cleaning the pantry still? Weird. Just sack her. Not only that, she gossips and speaks ill of everyone, including her “good” friends whom she lunches with. Incorrigible. Horrible. Terrible.

Revenge plan
1. spill water all over the pantry floor and basin
2. spill milo powder, coffee powder all over the counter
3. leave the biscuit tin cover uncovered
4. throw some biscuits on the floor
5. throw the magazines on the floor
6. plug out the telephone connection

Guess what? Another day, I heard this pantry spinster saying a delightful and cheerful “thank you” to a Chinese guy who held open the door for her as she pushed a trolley. What the H***. Sack her. See guys only swoon. See ang mohs only swoon. See females selectively swoon.

I will never hold the door open for her again. I will slam it in her face. I will look her up and down from head to toe like what she does to me every time.