Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Am I an ugly duckling?

I feel ugly.

Why?

My hair is unkempt.
It needs to be cut.

My hair looks old.
It needs to be dyed.

Sudden acne breakout on my face.
It needs to be cured/ cleared. Fast, no, should be ASAP!

Dry eyes from too much computer work.
I need funky glasses instead of contact lenses.

I have a big mouth ulcer near my molar.
It needs to be reduced to zilch.

I feel frumpy.
I need classy clothes.

And what do I need to do all these?

MONEY!!!

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