I am super duper irritated!!

I am in an irritable mood this week and several people have stepped on my tail. Woe to them!

Why can’t people sleep straight in the MRT? The MRT seat is not your bed. I hate it when people start yoyo-ing here and there or use you as their cushion. The skin to skin contact is horrifyingly disgusting, especially if the person beside you is sweaty or sticky or whatever. Was on the MRT one morning and sat beside a plump fat woman whose head kept leaning towards me every stop of the way! That was like at least 10 stops. I folded my arms and kept my fingers pointed out, ready to poke her if she ever leant by again. She did not get the bloody hints. So after that, whenever her head starts inclining towards me and her fat oily arms start clinging to my arms, I will shift myself deliberately. She continued sleeping and I continued shifting almost every stop. And I glared at her angrily when she got off at her destination but she did not bother to look at me. Why can’t people just sleep straight?? She was super lucky I did not wake her up rudely and tell her off, “Excuse me, do you mind not leaning on me all the time? It is very irritating”.

After lunch sometime this week, I proceeded to push the chair out so I could get off the seat after my meal. The irritating woman behind me glared at me and refused to budge while I kept pushing against her chair. Didn’t she get the bloody hint? Is it so difficult to move abit? Some plump fat woman in bright pink top and black skirt office attire. Hello!! Who’s the plump fat one here??? She was like one and a half times of me and she had the audacity to stare at me as if I was the plump fat one needed a lot of space?? She refused to budge so I just climbed out of my seat and glared back at her. Dumb.

Also, if you sms me, please sms clearly and state the intention or meaning of your sms. If I sms you, please reply back. Don’t give me cryptic sms-es that I have to decipher the meaning behind it. I do not mind it mostly but don’t do it when I am in an irritable mood. Thanks very much.

There you have it. I am very irritable. Very irriitable. Very very irritable. Sorry for name calling “fat”. To prevent retribution, I shall exercise more and sleep less this coming week.